Not my proudest moment 💀

Petting Marshall in front of Rudy is actually a criminal offense. #goldenretrieverlife

Those bed time zoomies are a little unhinged.

Yes that is a tiny umbrella my wonderful birth center put in my glucola drink🍹😅❤️

Today was one of those harder days of mothering but then I remember this video and that I have a monster caboose (according to my kids) and it feels like a small victory. 💀 A win is a win. #throwback

Based on recent events💀

God bless my sweetie and all his late night ice cream runs.

I know it’s probably REALLY difficult to tell but can you guess what kind of dog Rudy is? 💀Other than “the best boy”.

In honor of our friendaversary 😅❤️ I posted this one year ago and I have to say I’m so glad I smacked her bum because it has turned into a beautiful friendship😂 One that has blessed my life with so much laughter, encouragement, realness, solidarity and connection. It’s safe to say I do indeed love you Madi and you can absolutely expect a caboose smack at school pick up today 🥹❤️ #momfriends

Had to bring back this audio 😅 it’s just too good #justagirl #momhumor

Most all children’s play handcuffs come with a built in switch to take them off without needing the key, the plastic ones that came with this police officer costume however, did not 🙃 Sweetie broke them with his ginormous muscles.

But for real look up “Shark Gastric Eversion” it is really incredible, and also a little disgusting..kind of like motherhood 😅❤️

Getting ready for date night naturally 💀💃

This is from a few years ago and it still makes me cry rewatching it now 🥹❤️ I know this whole thing may seem silly or trivial but sometimes it’s the most trivial things that can build seeds of resentment. It can feel hard at times to swallow our pride and give grace freely but it is absolutely worth giving and worth fighting for❤️ #marriedlife #firstdance #marriagemoments #parentingmoments

How I EXPECT* and No, I do not think these are unreasonable expectations. In fact, I would expect nothing less!!

A walking, tootin miracle 🥹❤️ #pregnancytiktok

If I had some grass to touch I would 💀 what a whiplash #goodbyetiktok #hellotiktok