Why is my mom, who didn't even want me to get married to another woman in the first place, begging me to let her stay with us in our wedding suite when there's not even a place for her to sleep? Can she not take a hint? Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My brother is a pig, treats my house like it is a pigsty, and probably thinks the floor is his own disposable garbage can because of how much trash he leaves on it, and now he's terrorizing my house because I'm forcing him to help out. Plus 2 updates. #reddit #minecraftparkour #redditdoggo #storytime #redditstories

I threw gasoline on the fire that was my girlfriend's chronic lateness by leaving her stranded at a restaurant after I told her we had to leave or else we'd be late for work, causing her to be 30 minutes late and get fired. Plus one update. #reddit #redditstories #redditdoggo #storytime #minecraftparkour

I gave my youngest son some basic dating advice because he's starting to get to that age, but my oldest son's girlfriend overheard us and used my advice, but it ended with her dumping him because I never taught him better, and that's all on me. Plus one update. #reddit #redditstories #minecraftparkour #redditdoggo #storytime

My friends told me that my family couldn't go on our annual trip as we've been doing for the last 5 years because my son is autistic, saying they wanted some "adult time" and didn't want to be "walking on eggshells" around him. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

Am I blowing up my family over "nothing" by not inviting my brother's girlfriend to my wedding after she's been critiquing and belittling me since I announced it, and even joked about how she couldn't see my marriage lasting long? Plus two updates. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My husband's ex wife came charging at me and my daughter while we were at the park, so I knocked her onto the ground with one punch, security caught everything, and now her personal vendetta is ruining her life. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My husband is just letting his ex-wife move in with us and turn our life upside-down, and it's got to the point where I feel like she's becoming more of his family than I am, but my husband thinks that it's cute because I'm jealous. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My girlfriend has the diet of a 6-year-old and refuses to try anything that isn't what she already likes, or is extremely bland, and every time I try something outside of that she belittles me, so I stopped cooking for her entirely. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My brother is pressing us to play White Elephant with our gifts this Christmas, but I prefer having my gifts be more sentimental, and this year I'm not letting him strongarm our family into getting his way like he always does. Plus four updates. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My wife's stepmother can't wrap her head around the fact that we don't want pictures of our kids on social media for all 60,000 of her followers to see, so we told her to delete the account or she'll never wrap her arms around them again. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My dad's new wife passed away almost four years ago, and now that I'm having a baby he wants me to name it after her, but he didn't think anything of my grief when my own mother passed away and I was 5 so I'm naming her after my actual mom instead. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My sister hates my idea of having all my wedding guests wear monochrome colors while my husband and I wear gold because, according to her, it would be a "show off" just like our whole childhood was. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My roommate is trying to pass her lease onto the guy I have a restraining order against, and when I told her about it she said I just "have to deal with it," so she will have to deal with the cops if he shows up. Plus one update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My husband thinks that "providing" for his family makes him a good husband, but he doesn't do anything around the house or to help with our kids, so when he asked for a 3rd child I told him I didn't want to be a single mother of 3. Plus 1 update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour

My husband's brother was a screw-up until around two years ago, when he supposedly "turned his life around," but he tried to innapropriately touch me and dumped paint on my wedding dress, and now he's screwing up my marriage. Plus 1 update. #reddit #redditdoggo #redditstories #storytime #minecraftparkour